1) You said the homework was a piece of cake, so I ate it.
2) My dog ate my homework since you said it was a piece of cake.
3) A terrorist stole it!!!!!!!!!
4) My baby sister tore it and threw it out of the window
5) My sister took it to her school
6) Micheal Jackson died, so I was busy seeing the news
7) I have diabetes
8 )I have tuition homework
9) I have tution, choir, art, blah blah blah
10) oops

11) My dog ate it.
12) My tuition teacher borrowed it but forgot to return.
13) Housework!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14) My leg got stuck in the toilet bowl.
15) I drank too much water, and had to pee pee every 5 seconds.

16) It flew out of the window
17) Did you give any homework?
18) My brother burned it
19) I took it down with me when we were doing offerings...and burned it for 'them'
20) I had a stomach ache yesterday...
21) Took it with me to the toilet and flushed it down together
22) The ants ate it!!!
23) Termites ate it!!!
24) I was doing art when I accidentally cut it
25) I was too hungry so I ate it up =.="
26) It got stuck in the toilet and now I cannot flush my toilet!!!
27) My house ran out of toilet paper so I used it
28) I was sneezing and coughing, I'm sure you dun wanna get H1N1

29)i was too hungry,so i stayed in the kitchen and ate.
30)i was playing with scissor and accidentally cut into half.u dont believe can see the half pice of hw.
31)i very hungry but no food so i ate it.anyway,u said it was a piece of cake!!!
32)i have piano after dinner,shower after piano,tuition after showering,violin after tuition,ballet after violin.then about midnight so i brush teeth then sleep.then morning breakfast,flute,dance,etiquette,bio,physics,chem,geography,lunch,go school.
33)i was folding paper airplanes and i folded the hw into one and threw it out of the window then it landed in dog poo so i dont dare take back.

34)i was helping my mother in the kitchen to cut veggies and doing my homework at the same time,and i accidentally on purpose cut the homework up
35)my friend burrowed a book of mine and before i realised that the hw was in that book,my friend was already on the train to malaysia and i dont have a ticket or the money for a ticket so i have to wait till she gets back